Guilty Pleasures *Dance Party*

21+, $5 The name says it all. We reserve the right to spin anything and everything that makes us/you blush...and play all the 90's dance music your weird niece (who is actually older than you) still listens to. ........................................................... Testimonials: "Hi, can I just say, I never want to hear this song again, until the next Guilty pleasures." -everyone "I...I...luufff..thish...shhhiat....man, they don't make'm likes they yushed to." -some guy on South Broadway "OMG, this is like totally my favorite night of the month." -cute girl who seems nervous talking to you, because either she likes you or is underage. "I rolled my ankle last time I went, so I'm definitely going again" -owner of Double Dutch hair salon "No thanks" -guy who is too cool for good music and for the third time is breaking up with you via text message "I haven't heard this track before, but I want to hear it over and over and over and over and over and over." -The cute girl with a runny nose "This music makes my neck sweat" -Guy in the blue turtleneck "I loooove thisssssh nighth, I wishh more peophple played songs like thish" -Hottest, but drunkest girl in Denver that all the dudes stay away from "I was the first to listen to and spin this music" -Guy pretending to be Sid Pink "Someone just told me you guys are from the future and I just wanted to know if you've met your "now" self, because this is so in right "now". -Guy who impresses everyone with his clever banter. "Hi, I'm Roilen. I think I would like to hear that song "Toxic" by Miss Spears" -Guy who always asks that